Soybean Dolphins

Summer hunting is plagued by delinquent basset hounds hunting after everything they ought not. But it’s such a shame to end that harmonious cry, what you’ve waited to hear all hot summer long. So we hunt the soybean fields, where we can watch for deer, while the hounds, drowned in the green, rely only on their noses to hunt rabbits. Frustrated by their blindness, the bassets leap through the sea of stalks, breach the surface, and look about wildly before splashing back down beneath the canopy. Only then we can see the noble hunters, our beautiful flock of soybean dolphins.