Dobbins

June 25, 2015
When gluten-free meets playground safety, the Dobbin Mothers emerge from their dander-free homes. This new generation of bored mothers dominate your local school board. And when their children first turn down candy, they become Dobbins, products of the win-win world. Our second cousins were raised Dobbins, and without pre-existing terminology to describe them, my family coined this generic name to represent every child within this sect of society. So when Aunt Jen’s perfect little family comes up from their ostentatious yet middle class house, we ask if the Dobbins will be visiting, or is our home just too, ya know…