During the summer’s early morning hunts, we often look upon the dawn through squinted eyes. The cause of this limited vision previously unknown, Libby coined the affliction most simply “Squinty-Eye Disease.” Through her rampant cases, she identified the cause: too many pretzels. One morning, however, she awoke with squinty eyes even though the pretzel jar had been empty for days. This new development warranted reopening the case, which ended this time with salt, generally, as the culprit. Despite this new information, at the sight of squinted eyes, we ask Libby if maybe she ate one too many pretzels last night.
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