She's No Lady

Despite my mom’s logical case that “B” was her mother, not a man, all evidence said otherwise. Our investigation originated out of her ambiguous alias, “B”, which lacked the gender-clarity of the more traditional title of “Grandma”. Furthering our case, B was husbandless and so lacked a counterpart to which she could be compared. The dye for her short hair marked “Just for Men” and the cigarette cartons in her kitchen solidified our suspicions that this person was no lady. Eventually, we all came to an understanding: she was neither a man nor a lady; she was just a woman.